GUYZ. my amazing friend has been attending a couple shows lately and had Patrick Kirch leave me a voicemail tonight in during which he let me know “asparagus makes your pee stink.”
I’m dying.
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Sunday May 5 @ 11:57pmwhy does j biebs always have that look on his face. you know like his eye brows are super raised, squinty eyes, tryin to look all sexy and shit.
PUT YOUR EYEBROWS DOWN BOY
Sunday May 5 @ 10:45pm
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Sunday May 5 @ 10:42pm
- day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
Sunday May 5 @ 10:24pm
“I wonder how they view their relationship.”
“What do you mean?”
“Do you think they just stay together for reproductive purposes? Or do they actually feel some sort of companionship?”
“They’ve got to feel SOME companionship. I mean, look at them— they’re together in Central Park at midnight.”
Sunday May 5 @ 08:57pm
harry tho. just standing there….waiting for her to get off his man.
Sunday May 5 @ 08:51pm
